Welcome to Night Vale
*during school trial*
hinata: shit man i forgot what i was supposed to say during this trial
hinata: wait i know what to do
maybe if i play a snowboard minigame inside my brain i will remember it again
hinata: sweet man let’s do this
ruby is a frickin thug
ye olde beyblade
let thou rip
this is all they’d see
god gives me a second chance
I’ma Wario, I’ma gonna win!
Are you afraid of God?
But Wario’s afraid of you, WAWAWAWAWAAAA
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES